What would be the perfect place to hide your valuables. I mean a safe can be cracked, your wallet can be lost, a hiding place can be found. Who though is going to look in skid mark underwear that is stained with dirty marks? Ain’t nobody picking them up thinking there’s valuables inside. This stash safe is even more secure than the Pepsi Bottle Stash Safe that we have listed before.
Skid mark underwear and underpants
Aptly named the “brief safe” these pre-skid marked undies (not real feaces, I don’t think!!) are the perfect hiding place for you valuables. Created by IGE Innovative Internet Products, these skiddy undies are a unique way to store your stuff while traveling also.
You can take them on vacation with you leave them in your room knowing that your secret stash will be there when you get back, or maybe you have guests over often that can’t be trusted. Unless they like sniffing soiled underwear they will not go near these.
Inside the poop stained briefs is a 4″ x 10″ secret pocket where you will put whatever is most valuable, cash, drugs, passports, jewelry and the family jewels. Once your goodies are inside, secure them with the Velcro seal.
Be sure to always leave them the dirty side up for extra security.
Of course you don’t need to purchase the skid mark brief safe, you could quite easily make your own, all you need is a set of tighty whities, a spicy curry and wait a while. The next steps are pretty easy so I wont list them.
Never worry about thieves again.
