The testicle fanny pack is shaped like two big testicles. The creators claim that the man sack is the ultimate fanny pack but we’re saying it’s a close call with the beer gut hairy belly fanny pack.
Testicle fanny pack
I’d purposely wear this just to embarrass the wife and kids. Imagine how they are going to feel when you reach right into your nutsack to give them their pocket money, or to buy your wife a drink.
The Man Sack Fanny pack Measures approximately 7.5” wide x 8.5” long and features inner pockets sealed with a zipper to keep your valuable safe in your sack. One size fits all unless you’re absolutely enormous, adjustable strap to secure the sack.
Known in the UK as the big bollocks bum bag.
A sure fire way to get your woman to touch your nutsack especially if she knows it’s loaded with cash. Not so sure about the kids touching it though.
Show off your big hairy balls and prove your manliness with the Man sack fanny pack.
Not much more I can say about this one really.
It’s made from 100% polyester and is brown in color to add to the realism with black “The Man Sack” writing across the front.
