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Send animal poop in mail

Send animal poop in mail

The ultimate revenge and gag gift! You can now anonymously send animal poop in mail to absolutely anyone, and they will never know where it came from.

Send animal poop in mail

I can think of quite a few deserving people right now.

With a plethora of choices of types of poop and different amounts you can send it in, you really are spoilt for choice.

Take your pick, cow dung, elephant shit, gorilla turd or go one step further and combine the lot! Choose the lucky recipient, make payment and send away!

For authenticity here’s an actual image of the factory process at poop senders so you know you’re getting the real thing:

Elephant pooping
Elephant Taking A Shit At Secret Poop Senders Factory

There are literally so many reasons you could send animal poop in the mail as a gag gift, as glorious revenge or send it to a frenemy.

Lets say your girlfriend or boyfriend dumped you. Have the last laugh send them some gorilla shit in the post. Boss fired you, cow shit right to the office in their name, caught in a prank war? Cow dung will do.

Whatever the reason you have for sending animal poop via the postal service you can be sure this is the ultimate prank mail gift.

The website poop senders guarantees anonymity and even include a little note when the recipient opens up the bag of shit that says “we will never tell”

Choose from a quarter gallon all the way up to 2 gallons of poop! That’s a whole lot of shizzle.

Written by Geek Steve

Geeky entrepreneur from the UK just trying to pay the bills. I've been involved in affiliate marketing and web design for about 10 years now and it's not only a side hustle but a passion too. When I'm not working I enjoy the hobby of metal detecting, gadgets, playing the guitar and writing. I am the owner and one of the authors here at Geekzgifts.

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