Yes that’s right, it’s a beard measuring t shirt! On the front there’s a chart that basically ranks your beard by length.
Beard measuring T shirt
The longer your beard gets down the T shirt, the higher the ranking level. Please do wash both the beard and t-shirt!
With the recent fashion trends of beards this truly does make for the perfect gift for your bearded sibling or friend.
The t shirt effectively inspires the beard growing Neanderthal to keep growing ranking as it gets longer.
Here’s the ranks for the beard on the tee:
- Manly
- Cavemanly
- Sea Captainly
- Dudely
- Truckerly
- Hilbillily
- Big Footly
- Civil War Generaly
- Santa Clausly
- Professorly
- Lumberjackly
- Orthodoxly
- Amishly
- Kung Fu Masterly
- Wizardly
- Godly
There are some variations of this beard length t-shirt so the above stages that are printed may vary slightly. You can also buy it in long sleeve, ringer shirts and baseball shirts. Oh I also forgot to mention you can get a womens teeshirt for the bearded lady in your life.
Choose from different colors and sizes, small, medium, large all the way up to xxxl.
The original was designed by “Beardly” which is an online blog that blogs only about beards, but like everything that trends many versions appear and everyone has jumped on the bandwagon.
Made from 100% cotton. To stop the itching.
“A few months into growing my beard, I started liking it. You could as well say, it is grown on me.” Not punny no?
