The Worlds Smallest violin, for when playing a pretend one just isn’t enough.
We all know that person, right? Always down on their luck, self sympathising. Nothing ever goes right and even when it does, they still manage to find a negative.
Annoying. There’s only so much sympathy you can give this person before it starts to get very tedious.
I think when I was younger I managed to be more sympathetic, as life goes on though you realise that shit happens and you have to deal with it. Now though, I just whip out the pretend small violin and roll my eyes.
So where did the expression “world’s smallest violin” come from? It is said that it escalated from an instrumental version of a song called “Hearts and Flowers” which was arranged on a violin. The song went on to be used in many silent films and was often played during melodramatics and mock-tragedies.
This tiny miniature is an exact replica of a violin. Crafted from a poly-resin and even has the strings.
The perfect gift to give the person in your life that does nothing but whine and moan.
The Worlds Smallest Violin is sure to let them know how you feel. You can either give it to them proudly or send it as a hint anonymously.
It’s small enough to carry around in your pocket, purse or bag so it’s always at hand. You’re sure to get many laughs. Someone complaining? Open the case which is included, take it out and play your mini violin.
The only thing that upsets me is that it doesn’t actually play.
A great novelty gag, white-elephant or secret santa gift idea. Or as we said before you can keep the worlds smallest violin in your pocket so you’re always ready for the complainers.
Approximately 3″ x 1″ x 1.5″ made from poly-resin and comes complete with a case.
