This weird beauty product list shows you just how far we as humans are willing to go to feel beautiful.
Some of this is extremely gross guys so before you head of on your journey of finding beauty remember its only skin deep and real beauty is on the inside…..who am I kidding, you’re going to put some of this disgusting gross gunk on your face no matter what I say aren’t you!
There’s literally so much wrong with some of these gross beauty treatments that it made me feel sick researching it.
Check out our top 25 Gross & Weird Beauty Treatments and products!
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Whale Vomit Fragrance Perfume
Yep believe it or not some of the most popular perfumes and fragrances you put all over your body include whale vomit in the ingredients.
Its actually a very valuable mass if you’re lucky enough to find whale vomit while taking your pooch for a walk along the beach you could well have just hit the jackpot.
Companies like Chanel, Givenchy and Gucci, include the ingredient in some of their most popular fragrances.
Also known as ambergris in its natural form its a waxy substance found in the intestines of the sperm whale. Nice.
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Foot Sanders & Graters
Foot Sanders & Graters are more popular in 2021 than you may think. In fact I have actually used one, still worthy of making the gross and weird beauty products list though.
I mean come on you sand and grate your dry foot skin off. Regardless of the fact that it works pretty darn well, grating and sanding your hard skin down from your feet is a pretty weird beauty product don’t you think?
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Donkey Milk Masks
Up until I found this product I was totally oblivious to donkey milk. I in fact do love donkeys but the thought of having their milk on my face kind of freaks me out.
Apparently the donkey milk itself provides a rich source of vitamins and minerals that help draw out impurities from your skin. Who wants to be the first to try it? Count me out.
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24k Gold Snail Mask
Imagine a world where in order to feel beautiful we would go to the lengths of putting a mixture of gold (normalish) and snail vomit all over our face. Well that world is now. The lengths people will go to are becoming more and more extreme and that line that use to exist seems to be slowly fading away.
These facemasks take a combination of snail vomit and 24k gold to deep cleanse your skin.
Readily available from marketplaces like Amazon, this wonder mask claims it can help reduce aging significantly and is much more popular than you’d think.
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Breast Enlarging F Cup Cookies
So now we believe that eating these cookies is the new way of avoiding surgery to achieve that F Cup! These breast enlarging cookies claim to increase your bust size! The Fcup cookies come in a pack of 14 cookies are a plain flavor and originate from Japan (were you surprised) the makers say that by eating these cookies alone you will notice the difference in breast growth. Or you could just sit and eat normal cookies continuously all day every day and watch everything grow! The cookies include a 50mg dose of the Pueraria Mirifica plant.
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Bull Semen Hair Treatment
No typos or mistakes here, bull semen. For your hair. Who’s going to be the first Geekz Gifts reader to try it? You could be eating a nice Aberdeen angus burger for lunch and putting its semen in your hair by night. Marked as the next miracle hair treatment it is said the protein from the semen can help bring life back to tired and dry hair.
Well worthy of making this gross beauty treatments list.
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Bird Shi* Facials
Aside from the fact that I have always been in the belief that many types of bird fasces are highly dangerous to our health, really! A person actually one day thought to themselves I know what I am going to put on my face to make me beautiful. Bird shit. Apparently its completely safe and they use UV to kill the bacteria and remove the smell. The aptly named Uguisu NO FUN illuminating bird mask is made using the poop of a Nightingale and promises a smoother, poreless and brighter skin.
You’ll be happy to know that this weird beauty product is not tested on Animals.
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Dude Wipes
We don’t like to be sexist here at Geekz Gifts and we realise that a lot of these weird beauty products are aimed at the female species. So we thought we would have a look at what weird stuff for men is out there. Not a lot really, but these “Dude wipes” are to keep your penis smelling fresh and clean. Put them in your man bag on a night out just in case you think you’re about to get lucky.
The Dude wipes are available in many fragrances including mint, so you can use a breath mint and wipe your manhood to match smells.
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Silk Worm Cocoon Facial
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DR Tung’s Tongue Scraper
A tongue scraper. Pretty gross wouldn’t you agree. Not much to say about this one it does exactly as you would expect. It scrapes all the gunk and slime from your tongue using the metal blade.
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Fart Neutralisers
The shreddies underwear feature a filter. Yes you heard right. As you break wind, fart, let one rip the gas has to pass through the filter in the knickers. As it goes through the smell is neutralised. Who wants to be the first to test the science and sniff?
So if you have a problem with letting stinky ones out and you want to be able to just fart wherever you go without anyone having to smell it then this crazy beauty product is just for you. The shreddies fart filter panties. Also available as briefs for men. Sometimes also called subtle butt.
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Microderm Pore Vacuum
Effectively this microderm pore vacuum is a hoover for your face and pores.
It literally sucks the puss from your pores leaving you with a cleaner, clearer and less greasy complexion. Whatever happened to just washing your face regularly! But what do I know about skincare regimes.
Regardless hoovering puss from your face with a mini hoover is a pretty weird beauty product right?
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Baby Foreskin Face Injections
OK so I really do not know how someone figured out that the skin cells from a babies foreskin, yes you read that right, could be used as a beauty treatment for adults.
This is a real thing and is way more popular than you’d believe. The likes of Sandra Bullock the Hollywood A lister has even had a foreskin treatment or two.
The Foreskin treatment or better known as the Hollywood EGF facial will cost you around $700 per injection and claims to reduce wrinkles and improve the skin tone on your face.
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Ingrown Toenail Kit
I found this ingrown toenail kit on my recommended Wish products on Facebook. This looks like a miniature torture device you’d use to try and extract information out of a Spy.
Anyway the ingrown toenail is gross because I hate feet and I especially hate the toes attached to them. Puke.
It actually doesn’t work how I initially thought upon research its effectively a toenail clamp which lifts the sides of the toenails to stop them from growing into the skin. Still…..feet yuk!
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Ear Wax Removal Syringe Kit
Isn’t ear wax weird. It just appears. No matter how much you try and keep your ears clean days later it just starts to leak again, then you don’t get any for months.
I know a lot of treatments exist for ear wax removal, i’ve seen some weird candle treatment somewhere I’m sure. Anyhow, this is equally as gross and weird. A syringe to suck out those big chunks and gunks of wax build up in your ears.
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Pubic Hair Rainbow Dye
I thought I would feature underarm hair opposed to a hairy vagina or penis. As not to be too offensive. However still, this is a trend believe it or not. A weird beauty trend.
People are dying their pubic hairs in rainbow colors. I mean who even has enough pubic hair these days to do this?
Still a thing and still pretty disturbing. Made by Fun Betty, their motto is color for the hair down there.
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Cheese Face Masks (bouncy)
I love cheese, well to a degree I don’t like posh cheese just the cheaper stuff. However I would never have dreamt of putting it on my face as a facial treatment? Another trending weird beauty product that should never have happened in my opinion.
That being said people are still lapping it up, me however am just imaging a face that smells cheesy for days. I don’t have a clue what it does, how it works or if its good. I’ll let you decide. Cheesy face.
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Foot Peel Exfoliating Mask
As i’ve said feet gross my out anyway but just looking at the above image of the skin peeling from this foot is making me cringe and gag.
These foot peeling exfoliating masks are probably very effective but I still find the fact that we went thousands of years without this kind of product weird.
If you want to give your feet a makeover and peel the bad skin from them then this crazy beauty product is for you, you’ll have baby soft feet in no time.
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Full Lips Lip Enhancers
If you see the trending videos a couple of years back of the Kylie Jenner lip challenge you’ll know why crazy beauty products like this are such a bad idea.
These lip plumping tools are readily available to buy online, made from silicone you basically put your lips in the hole, squeeze and let the suction do the work. Leaving your lips looking pretty stupid and in some cases damaged and swollen too much.
These are a bad idea. Don’t use them. They come in all shapes and sizes and one of the funnies I have seen was a fish shaped lip enhancer.
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Eyebrow Stamps
Eyebrow beauty treatments have seen a massive rise in popularity over the last few years, for someone more middle aged you’ll know that things have changed so much for eyebrows. There’s now a range of beauty products and treatments available to enhance and change the look of your eyebrows, from colour to shape to length.
These slightly weird eyebrow stamps are exactly what they say they are. Stamp on eyebrows. Shave your completely normal eyebrows off and then stamp them back on again to look more beautiful.
Available in a multitude of shapes, sizes and colors.
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Face Shaver
Ok so using a razor to shave facial hair is completely normal, correct? And yes this ladies face shaver can be used for just that. However they also use it to shave skin. Probably completely normal in todays world to a woman but to this man right here, shaving your skin just sounds weird!
There’s a range of these dermaplaining tools available to buy. Shave your skin, your tash, your face, your eyebrows, whatever you want to shave!
Weird Ingredients in Beauty Products
It’s not just the actual product that can be weird, it’s the ingredients too. I mean let’s take a look at some of these and where they are found.
The things you will cover yourself in or ingest to be beautiful is beyond me. Mind you I was blessed with being beautiful without the need. (or at least that’s what my mom tells me)
Anyway, so what weird ingredients go into some beauty products?
- Baby Foreskin
- Whale Vomit
- Placenta
- Bird Fasces
- Fish scales
- Crushed beetle shells
- Sheep Grease
- Metal Rust
- Bee Venom
- Cultured Human Skin Cells
Believe us, we are just scratching the surface with some of these weird ingredients in beauty products. Do you know of anything else that’s pretty gross we could add to this list? Let us know in the comments below! We love hearing from you.
