Teddy Bears don’t have to be your normal teddy bears, you know the ones containing the cliché message of I love you forever and ever, or I love you so much. Or my personal favourite I love you “beary” much. That is why you need to choose a bear that is honest. The Shit Bitch You Is Fine Bear Says It Like It Is!
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Shit bitch you is fine teddy bear
These rude teddy bears contain a more “to the point” message. No BS. To say what you are really thinking without beating around the bush.
A perfect way to tell your valentines crush or even that girl you like that you want to hit that. This little rude teddy bear contains the words “Shit Bitch You Is Fine” on a heart at the front of its chest.
Avoid being “that guy” with the usual boring valentines or romantic crap, step outside the box. You know she’s going to be impressed with your honesty.
Tell that woman how you truly feel. You’re a man. Stop trying to be Casanova. No flowers, dinners or chocolates here. Just a vulgar teddy bear that’s straight to the point. Just a simple “Shit bitch you is fine”
Aptly called the Hollabears these, to the point teddy bears are sure to be a hit.
There’s even some alternatives available including the “Shawty you as fine as shit tho” “Aye Bitch I’m Tryna Holla” and my personal favourite “Is u Jewish? Cuz u Israeli Hot”.
The shit bitch you is fine stuffed valentines teddy bear measures approximately 16cm x 19cm x 14cm and is a guaranteed winner.
What’s better is they are available to buy right away on Amazon so you can have it delivered straight to her door and avoid the slap if she doesn’t receive it well.
You can thank me later when you’re listening to Barry White and bumping uglies!
