Pool floats are a great way to add more fun and laughter to your summer days. They also make for an awesome attraction if you are looking to organize a pool party. There are numerous options for the kind of pool float that you can choose. Choosing funny, unusual and most importantly inappropriate pool floats allows you to bring a sense of fun and quirkiness to the pool activities. It also acts as a great conversation starter.
Best funny, crazy, unusual and inappropriate pool floats
While choosing a pool float, you just need to take into account your exact requirements in terms of the size of the float, its design, availability of drink holders and whether it is inflatable or not.
Here are some of the most funny and ridiculous pool floats that you can buy today.
1. Ramen noodle pool float
The ramen noodle pool float is a cool pool float that will refresh the memory of your college dorm. The float looks exactly like a ramen noodle. You can also put it in hot water just like the traditional noodles to escape from the summer heat.
2. Inflate a bull pool float
Why should riding a bull be a tiring experience. Now with Inflate a bull float you can ride a bull while relaxing in the comfort of your pool. So beat the heat this summer with this funny bull flat and delight yourself and your kids with the unique experience.
3. Beer Mug Pool Float
The beer mug pool float is an inappropriate pool float that will make a great addition to your summer pool parties. It is very comfortable and looks exactly like a beer mug. The product is made of sturdy vinyl material and has a long life. It also comes with a ice chest compartment.
4. Wine bottle pool float
What is better to prove your love for Red wine than to have a bottle of wine pool float. Not only is it cool and funny but it also really allows you to relax in style doing what you love to do most. Appreciate a good bottle of Red wine!!
5. Whoopee cushion inappropriate pool floats
At some point of time on your life, you would have definitely seen someone becoming a victim of the games Whoopee cushion. The sound of someone sitting on it sent people into fits of laughter. Relive those memories with this giant, inappropriate & funny pool float that looks exactly like a Whoopee cushion and delight in its absurdity.
6. Glittering unicorn pool float
Unicorn pool floats are one of the popular inflatable floats. Liked by both kids and adults alike, these floats make for a perfect addition to your pool. However, what makes this product different is that it sparkles in the sun. So not only do you have a comfortable day in the pool, your kids can also enjoy a ride on a magical creature.
7. Giant peacock pool float
Peacocks one of the most majestic and beautiful birds in nature. So what if it is not really known for its swimming prowess. Your giant peacock pool float can spend hours in water and make your time spent at the pool really worthwhile.
8. The giant moustache pool float
There are so many people who have trouble growing a thick and bushy moustache. But with the giant moustache pool float, your pool will not have that complaint. Take this super-sized float and chill with some cool, manly vibes.
9. Giant shark pool float
Remember Jaws. When after watching the movie, you were even afraid of going in the water. Now make up for the lost pool time with this giant inflatable shark pool float. Unlike the movie, this shark is completely harmless and would make for an even more awesome companion.
10. Pineapple pool float
Does it bother your kids whenever you try to feed them fruits and veggies. Well this pineapple inflatable pool float might help them in making at least one fruit their friend. And for you? Well pineapple is a part of so many cocktails and drinks. What better place to enjoy a cocktail than on a giant pineapple.
11. A giant donut pool float
Are you a fan of donuts? The delicious sugary treat that is a staple for a lot of people. Then choose this crazy float. This giant pool float, shaped like a donut, comes with its own frosting and sprinkles. This makes it look like a real donut. Something that you cannot eat but definitely a use yourself with at a pool party.
12. Giant football pool float
What better way to showcase your love for sport than flaunting a giant football pool float. This cool float showcases your love for American football and at the same time is comfortable enough for you or your kids to frolic in the water for hours.
13. Wiener dog pool float
If you are a lover of dogs, you know the feeling of snuggling up to your canine friends. What if you had a super sized wiener dog pool float in your pool whenever you wanted. Snuggling up in warm summers in the coolness of the pool. Does it get any better than that?
14. Giant ducky pool float
We have all seen the cute, yellow duckies. With an inflatable ducky float, you will have access to this overload of cuteness at your disposal at all times. Your kids would definitely love it and it will make for some really cool Instagram worthy moments.
15. Inflatable giant taco pool float
Tacos are one of the most popular spicy food items. Now add some spice to your pool parties with this giant taco pool float which is guaranteed to be a great conversation starter. What’s more? You can pair it with some salsa and nachos during your next pool party.
16. Inflatable beer bong table pool float
When it comes to party fames, beer pong is surely one of the most popular games. What is there was a ridiculous and funny pool float that allowed you to have this party game in the comfort of a pool. This beer pong product might be an example of inappropriate pool floats for kids but will surely enthrall adults and make every pool party loads of fun. After all who will not like getting drunk in a pool while playing beer pong.
17. An inflatable race car pool float
Race cars are cool and everyone, kids and adults alike, would love to drive one. But this cool race car pool float can be used to drive on water. It is sure to make the kids happy and would probably help you to relive one of your cherished childhood memories.
18. American flag pool float
People who feel patriotic towards their country and want to show it usually rely on yard signs and flags. What if you had an option of doing that while you are chilling in your swimming pool in summers. This american flag pool float is also perfect to use during 4th of july celebrations or on occasions like flag day.
19. Giant angel wings pool float
Showcasing how much fun you are having has become almost a ritual in the new age of social media. You can hardly scroll through the list of your friends without seeing someone in a cool or crazy pool float during summers. But with this giant angel wings pool float you can make all your friends jealous. While you are lying down on this cool float, it looks like the wings of an angel, with you being the angel, of course.
20. Inflatable gator inappropriate pool floats
In the list of most ridiculous and inappropriate pool floats, this one probably takes the cake. Shaped like a giant gator, this pool float will not inspire any fear unlike its real world counterpart. It will make for a great addition to any summer afternoon and can be used to prank unsuspecting strangers as well.
21. Inflatable mermaid tail pool float
Human beings have been fascinated with Mermaids, being the magical creatures that they are, for the longest time. The mermaid tail pool float allows you to be magical while you are spending time at the pool. What’s more? With such a magical and crazy pool float, think of all the drool worthy social media pictures you can create.
22. Rainbow pool float
This cool pool rainbow pool flat with add a touch of color to any pool party. With its bright VIBGYOR design, it will definitely make every party more colorful.
23. Inflatable donut pool float
Donuts are a staple of so many of cop shows that you watch on TV. Now you can chill in a crazy, inflatable pool float shaped like the food item.
24. Inflatable giant margarita pool float
We all have fantasized at some point of time in our lives of hanging on a beach with a margarita in our hands, without a worry in the world. But why wait for retirements or holidays to have this awesome experience. This funny and inappropriate for kids pool float allows you to enjoy your favorite drink while chilling on a float shaped like it as well.
25. Inflatable ice dragon pool float
Any Game of thrones fans? The TV series brought fans together from across the world. And whether you liked the series finale or not, we are sure that you would have found the ice dragon really cool. This giant inflatable ice dragon float allows you to relax in the fantasy world while enjoying real world comforts.
26. Palm leaf float
This unique pool float shaped like a palm leaf is very relaxing. Just like palm trees characterize an oasis of coolness and comfort in a desert, this cool pool float will make your stay in the pool extremely comfortable.
27. Giant flamingo pool float
This is one of the most popular and novelty pool float. Although flamingoes are not really something that you think of when you consider a ‘cute bird’, these pool floats have caught the fancy of a number of kids and adults. And you don’t have to stand on one leg to enjoy the float!!!
28. Giant pillow pool float
The giant inflatable pillow pool float is a great option for complete relaxation. If you are someone who has a hard time getting out of bed in the morning, get this pillow pool float and relax in your pool just like you do in your bedroom. Completely cozy and comfortable.
29. Inflatable sloth pool float
Although sloths have got a bad rep due to their slow movement, I personally find them highly adorable. And if the only item in your to-do list is to relax for the day, what will be better than a ridiculous and weird pool float that reminds you to be lazy all day. So just bring this inflatable sloth pool float home and lie down without any stress for the whole day in your pool.
30. Giant narwhal pool float
This awesome narwhal pool float will be a hit with your kids as they will have a new friend to play with.
31. Inflatable private jet pool float
This private jet pool float is has been designed to commemorate the 50th anniversary of Malibu barbie. So bask in the luxury of this cool float and relax in style.
32. Pizza slice pool float
Just like the taco pool float, the pizza slice pool float is perfect for people who love food. This weird pool float is shaped like a pizza. Because, why not?
33. Inflatable hunk pool float
The inflatable hunk pool float is perfect, inappropriate companion for a day in the pool. The appearance of this unique pool float is guaranteed to bring a smile to your and your friends’ faces. With its sunglasses and a personable smile, it is sure too charm you and make a day at the pool really worthwhile.
34. Golden toilet pool float
The golden toilet pool float is the next level of luxury living. This is definitely one of the most crazy and inappropriate pool floats in this list and would be either loved or hated by your friends and family. But it doesn’t really matter. How many of them can even boast of a golden toilet?
35. T Rex dinosaur pool float
At Geekzgifts, we are dinosaur lovers. That is why we have regularly documented dinosaur themed products like taco holders and wine bottle holders. The T rex dinosaur pool float is the latest addition to that list and would make for a perfect gift as well for the dinosaur lovers in your life.
36. Inflatable pretzel pool float
The giant pretzel pool float helps you relax with a comfort food. Literally!!! Having this salty snack during summers is favorite pastime for many but not a lot of people can claim using it for lying down and chilling.
37. Giant inflatable tab pool float
What is the biggest problem that most of the phones and tablets suffer from? Lack of water resistance. Now show the middle finger to all these problems by using a pool float that looks exactly like an electronic tab. If your children insist on having electronic devices in the pool and you are constantly worried about the damage it might cause, buy this crazy pool float and make the pool a device free zone.
38. Inflatable holographic pool tube float
A holographic pool float enables you to chill in style by showcasing a cool inflatable float that actually changes colors with light. This will ensure that you will never get bored of looking at the changing appearance of the float. What’s more? Your instagram pictures will definitely not look drab and repetitive with it.
39. The flying pig inflatable pool float
Pigs are cute. Aren’t they? And what if the pig could fly as well. Now with this cool and cute pool float, you can enjoy a ride on a cuddly and cute pig that can also fly. The product is assured to be a hit with kids and would make them very happy.
40. Inflatable bacon float
There are people who swear by the taste of bacon and cannot really live without it. Then why should you have to spend long days at the pool without your favorite food next to you. The bacon float will help you overcome the withdrawal symptoms from bacon deficiency and will also allow the world to see how much you really appreciate bacon.
41. Inflatable royal crown island pool float
We have all fantasized at sometime about being the ruler of our own lands. What if that crown of that kingdom of yours could materialize in your own pool. Now, you can become the ruler of your own piece paradise with this unique inflatable royal crown island pool float.
42. Giant swan inflatable pool float
Just like the giant flamingo pool float, the swan pool float is also an all time favorite of most buyers. And why not. Swans are cute, calm and peaceful. A day at the pool spent in the company of a giant swan. Doesn’t sound too bad. Does it?
43. Inflatable retro phone pool float
With the advent of smartphones, everyone is constantly being glued to their touchscreens. The retro phones remind us at least of a simpler time when you used to go outside whenever you were bored. Now you can spend some quality time with your kids and family in the pool without being distracted by digital screens. And you can reminisce about the good, old simpler days with the retro phone pool float.
44. Oyster Shell Pool Float
Usually oysters are found at the bottom of the ocean and to actually find a pearl needs a lot of hard work. But this giant oyster pool float comes with ample space and a pearl that can also be used as a beach ball if you so wish.
45. Inflatable balloon animal pool float
Inflatable balloon animals are a staple at all kids’ parties. Gift your family the option to hang out with a giant balloon animal with this crazy pool float and watch them being happy.
46. Giant avocado pool float with ball
Are you a fitness enthusiast. If you love avocados, this ridiculous and fruity pool float will be right up your alley. The pit of the avocado can be taken out and be used as beach ball as well.
47. Baby shark pool float
Anyone who has kids under 5 years of age has definitely heard the baby shark song at some point of time. The song is single handedly responsible for making sharks sound cute and cuddly. Now bring this cool pool float, play the baby shark song in the background and enjoy a summer day at the pool watching your kids being happy.
48. Flip flop pool float
What do flip flops remind you of? Just like the tropical island pool float listed above, they symbolize a relaxing day spent on the beach. Now you can enjoy that experience in the comfort of your home at the pool with the flip flop shaped pool float.
49. Giant starfish pool float
Starfishes are usually not large enough for anyone to ride but they are magical looking creatures which have always caught the fancy of children. Choose a starfish shaped inflatable pool float and let your kids have a great summer pool experience.
50. Inflatable giant watermelon pool float
Watermelon is a tropical fruit. There cannot be something more apt for a hot summer day than a slice of watermelon to quench your thirst and beat the heat. Now you can beat the heat by hanging out on this giant watermelon pool float.
51. Inflatable giant parrot pool float
Just like the flamingo and swan pool float listed above, the inflatable giant parrot pool float is a very popular choice. The good things that it has not learnt any rude words, so you will no compunctions in letting your kids hang out with it.
52. Butterfly pool float
If angel wings pool float is not your thing, you can choose this butterfly shaped pool float. For a lot of kids, childhood memories are synonymous with running around in an open field and catching butterflies. With the butterfly pool float, you can relive those memories and get nostalgic.
Summary
Choosing from the most crazy, ridiculous and inappropriate pool floats can be an onerous task considering the number of options that are available in the market today. However, with your detailed buying option list, you can choose the ones that really appeal to you. Just remember, go big or go home.
