The absent father action figure toy is the perfect gift for those whose daddies ran away.
Absent father action figure
OK perhaps not the perfect gift but hilarious never the less.
In case you missed the joke here’s what you get in the packaging. Nothing other than polymer clay. No action figure but just an empty box. He’s not there. He’s gone and left. Never to be seen again.
The packaging features a sad little girl, arms crossed staring into the empty space where a father should be. This all ads to the dramatic effect.
Created by the Bad Monster Toys, who aren’t just the brains behind the absent dad action figure but hundreds of other weird and wonderful figures too, such as Jeffrey Epstein, Joe Exotic and “The Fog” action figure.
A great novelty and gag gift to give to a friend, or if you’re really that mean buy your fatherless children the absent dad action figure and ruin their day.