There’s no excuse for not owning at least one pair of novelty Christmas socks.
It’s your duty to spread the Christmas cheer for the sake of Christmas spirit and keeping it alive and if you hate Christmas we still have a pair for you.
I mean socks are a huge part of Christmas aren’t they? If you don’t get at least one pair of socks as a present then has it really even been Christmas? If you don’t have to put that pretend “Thanks So Much” face on when you open a pair then it definitely hasn’t been Christmas.
We recently created this funny novelty socks list and while we were doing so we realised that Christmas is nearly here and decided to look around on the world wide web to see what Christmas socks you could buy. Here’s a few of the noteworthy ones that we found! Some of them funny, some festive and some a bit cheeky!
If we caused offence then I’m sure we can find you some snowflake socks. Quite fitting.
If You Can Read This I’m Watching Christmas Movies Socks
The “If you can read this” socks feature a variety of different novelty and quirky different quotes but these ones are special because they are Christmas themed. We featured the same text on our Christmas Mugs list previously.
You know that at some point over the festive period you’re going to sit down with your hot drink and watch some cheesy Christmas movie. Why not doing it in these Christmas movie socks!
Check them out on Amazon here.
I Put Out For Santa Socks
Cheeky! wink wink. These festively red and green trim socks have a secret message on the bottom of them.
“I Put Out For Santa” we can leave that open for interpretation, I do however know some people who actually would put “that” out just to get what they wanted for Christmas.
They could be completely innocent though meaning that you put out the cookies and eggnog on Christmas eve for Santa. Hmm.
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Socks
We simply have to feature these “Home Alone” inspired socks. The part of the movie nobody will ever forget, the quote we find ourselves saying year in year out. “Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal”
Christmas Socks displaying the ever popular quote.
Horny Christmas Socks
Another pair of cheeky novelty Christmas socks for adults. The “horny” socks feature a cute little reindeer with his horns. Get it “Horny” that being said they are technically antlers. However still a funny pair of Christmas socks.
It’s Lit Socks
For those of you less familiar with the terminology “It’s Lit” here’s a definition; It’s lit means that its very good, fun and exciting, the term is very similar to other slang terms such as poppin’, off the chain or off the hook.
Christmas is fun, exciting and also very good. Therefore the “It’s Lit Socks” are the perfect pair to wear at Christmas too keep in with the crowd.
White and green, black large It’s lit font on one sock and a quirky Christmas tree on the other.
Worst Gift Ever Socks
I think perhaps because I’m old now. I don’t actually think socks are the worst gift ever. Mainly because I don’t buy them throughout the year and am in desperate need by the time Christmas arrives. However for some. There isn’t a worst gift.
The perfect secret Santa or white elephant gift. A pair of the “Worst gift ever” socks.
Naughty & Nice Knee High Christmas Socks
Which list will you make this year? Naughty or nice.
The knee high naughty nice Christmas socks are a cheeky pair of novelty Christmas socks not much more to say about them really other than I can’t think nice thoughts when a woman puts these on!
Funny Humping Reindeer Socks
Reindeer socks with a difference. Not just your usual cute “pulling a sleigh” reindeers. These reindeers are humping. Yes that’s right. Humping.
A unique and unusual pair of novelty adult Christmas socks sure to get a few laughs.
Check them out on Amazon Here.
If You Can Read This Lets Get Baked
One for the stoners or for the bakers. Depending on how you interpret them. Back to the standard “If you can read this” style socks.
This pair of Christmas socks, on the bottom, display “If you can read this, let’s get baked” and a cute little happy ginger bread man.
Bob Ross Christmas Socks
Bob Ross! Oh Bob Ross. Never gets old. This pair of Bob Ross Christmas socks are by far my favorite pair on this list.
For those who don’t know who Bob Ross is he’s probably the most famous artist ever to have his own arty show. The people LOVE Bob Ross. He started trending again back in 2013 when the YouTube channel rap battles from history featured a battle between Bob and Picasso.
Since then the world went mad for Bob Ross and there’s a plethora of novelty merchandise available along with thousands of memes.
“Just happy little accidents” and “Happy Trees” LOL!!
Check the Bob Ross Christmas Socks out here.
Go Jesus It’s Your Birthday Socks
We sometimes perhaps forget what Christmas is truly about. No it’s not all about Santa, gifts, food and alcohol. It’s actually the birthday of Jesus Christ.
You’re never going to forget what Christmas is truly about or miss his birthday again with the Go Jesus it’s your birthday novelty socks.
Featuring a selfie of Jesus and some party balloons.
Candy Cane Socks
Candy canes. Massively popular around Christmas time in the US I believe. Not so popular here in the UK. I mean they exist but not to the extent they do in America.
Green with red trim, traditional Christmas colours with candy canes printed on them. Christmassy though aren’t they.
Jingle Balls Testicle Socks
A pair for the adults. We all know Jingle Bells, but what does Jingle Balls look like. Well this pair of adult themed Christmas socks feature a set of hairy testicles wearing a red Christmas hat, repeatedly printed all over them.
What screams it’s Christmas more than a set of hairy balls in a Christmas hat.
The Jingle Balls Socks ladies and gents.
Check them out here on Amazon.
Custom Elf Christmas Socks
Send them a clear picture of a face, it can be any face, yours, your friends or even a celebrity. They will then place that face on the body of an elf. Then they take that custom elf and print it on a funny AF pair of Christmas socks.
An amazing idea for a white elephant or secret santa gift.
