The USB pet rock for those of you who accidentally killed your hamster or goldfish. The perfect pet for the irresponsible. We have also written multiple posts about unique gifts for pet owners like dog or cat owners that you can refer to.
USB pet rock
Believe it or not the original pet rock was an experiment and created by the inventor Gary Dahl in 1975. The idea was born after he was tired of hearing friends and family complain about having to look after real pets. He went on to sell the rocks for $4 a piece and became a millionaire after just one year.
As technology advanced the USB pet rock was later born. But even with the technological advances since the pet rock was born it still does absolutely nada. You can plug it in to your PC though. Cause confusion in the office and baffle the shi* out of them.
You could even think of a really original name for your new found pet rock, something like “Rocky” or “Pebbles”
There is no special dietary requirements for your new pet, it doesn’t use any power from the USB port, it is compatible with any system and any standard USB port.
Your pet rock will be completely unique and no USB pet Rock is the same. It also comes complete with the all important 18″ USB cable to ensure it doesn’t run away, but at the same time has enough freedom.
Help a pet rock out today by giving it a safe, secure loving home. You could even buy two USB pet rocks from Amazon to ensure they don’t get lonely?
USB pet Rock FAQ’s
Does my pet rock have feelings?
That all depends on your level of crazy! If you are bat shi* crazy then I imagine that your rock is a very sensitive rock and could potentially have some form of psychosis.
Will my pet rock talk to me?
Again depending on your level of crazy your pet rock may just become your best friend, a pet you can confide in, listens attentively and has got your back in times of trouble. USB pet rocks will always be there and will never leave you without being taken or kidnapped. Very loyal. They will be your “rock” in times of hardship.
What happens if I don’t feed my pet rock?
Nothing.
Can I take my pet rock of its USB cable?
Yes your pet rock will not go anywhere.
Where did my pet rock come from?
Your pet rock was separated from its family after a huge natural disaster. It came from the earths crust.
What happens if my pet rock doesn’t like me?
Give it time your pet rock will eventually like you even if nobody else does.
Is my USB pet rock a boy or a girl or gender neutral?
In 2020 your rock is free to identify as it chooses. Let it decided it’s own gender. Everyone else has started to so why shouldn’t your rock?
