Doormats or also known in the US as welcome mats are usually just plain in color and pretty boring. I mean what could possibly be cool or funny about a doormat? It was the same thought about door knockers until we brought you the unusual doorknockers list.
These 30 welcome doormats are sure to change your mind! From unusual to cool we’ve got a novelty one for just about every door and homeowner personality.
Some of these are just that awesome, you probably wont want to wipe your feet of them. Which kind of defeats the object I suppose. They all can be as indoor or outdoor mats.
Anyhow, friends, visitors, neighbors, sales callers are all going to be so envious.
Let’s get started on these funny doormats…
The Don’t Forget Welcome Mat
We’ve all been there left the house in a rush, got to our destination. Sh*t where’s my keys, where’s my phone (there’s a song in there somewhere) where’s my wallet. I left them at home. Then you’ve gotta go all the way back or spend the rest of the day without cash for lunch or your phone to stalk your crushes Facebook.
This doormat wont let you forget. In BIG BOLD BLACK writing it has KEYS, WALLET, PHONE so every time you walk out the door you’re going to see them and be gently reminded to ensure you have your most important possessions with you.
Law Breaker Warrant Doormat
Find yourself on the wrong side of the law a lot? This law-breaker doormat warns the authorities that they need to come back with a warrant before knocking on your door. You bad ass mofo. Which in turn gives you time to hide any drugs or dead bodies.
A very useful welcome mat which could potentially save you years of jail time. Big black clear text that says come back with a warrant on this doormat, just so they understand.
Home Alone Kiester Mat
We all loved the home alone movies right, that one scene where Kevin tricks the pizza delivery guy with the scene from the movie is unforgettable. So if you’re a fan of the movie then you will understand the text on this no-good kiester doormat.
Just your standard style doormat with bold black font “I’m gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property. For those of you who don’t want visitors.
Nintendo NES Controller Doormat
For the retro gaming fans, take a look at this NES Nintendo doormat. Styled like the original consoles control pad in the same colors. A true piece of Nintendo nostalgia at your door. Your chance to own one of the best door mats you’ve ever seen.
Hocus Pocus Mat
Growing up we had a woman down the street who we truly believed was a witch. She terrified us. As children we truly believed she would one day capture us. I’m sure 90% of you have seen the movie about the 3 witches “Hocus Pocus” OK I’ll say it, a pure family classic. Timeless.
This hocus pocus doormat has the silhouette of the 3 witches that featured in the movie with the words I smell children in the witchy font, wrote on it. A great doormat for Halloween or just for those of you who want to keep the children at bay!
Game of Thrones Door Mat
I can’t read the words Game of Thrones without that theme tune running through my head. Queue the goosebumps. One of the true reveals (spoiler alert) was the episode where they showed you the backstory of the character “Hodor” and explained why he constantly could only say the one word “Hodor” and we all just thought it was his name.
Nope. Hold the door. This Game of Thrones inspired doormat features the words from the unforgettable, Hold the door scene.
A plethora of GOT Welcome Mats available on Etsy Here.
Personalized Many Face Welcome Mat
We love these! The personalised many face doormat. Featuring a picture of your choice repeated all over the doormat. A perfect addition to welcome your guests into YOUR home.
The best thing is not only doormats are available you can pretty much put your face or whoever’s face on anything, repeated. For fun.
Check them out over on Firebox.com
Mario Doormat
Another one for the retro gaming fans. Hey Mario! Inspired by the ever popular Mario Bros game for the Nintendo this doormat is brightly colored with a “Shoes off” message for your guest. With a cheeky Mario popping his head out of a boot.
No Valuables Here Mat
Keep the robbers and burglars at bay. Let them know before they rob your home that you have nothing of value inside. Or even if you do it may just convince them that you haven’t. I mean the “nothing of value here, besides this doormat” doormat is very convincing. Don’t you agree?
Angry Dog Bites Door Mat
An alternative to the “Warning Guard Dog” sign usually displayed. Show your visitors just how vicious beast is and hopefully they will leave without knocking. Or perhaps they’ll think you’re in fact the biter.
The “Go away, I bite” doormat features a large corner section that appears to have been eaten. Not sure how I would feel about paying full price for an incomplete doormat though.
Slide to unlock
In a world where we are permanently attached to our mobile devices we sometimes forget that real life exists. We spend our days living inside social media. This “slide to unlock” doormat we believe is a statement to that fact.
Available over on Personalthrows.com
Prosecco Welcome Mat
Oh Prosecco. Not for me i’m afraid the bubbles go straight to my head and leave me with a killer headache. That being said I am well aware how Prosecco has become one of the top go to drinks especially for the ladies. Prosecco crazy!
This stylish doormat features some really nice fonts with the words “come in, if you have prosecco” engraved. Lets hope that if your guest is empty handed that they swiftly turn around, visit a store, purchase prosecco and then return.
Many versions of this door mat available here.
Whalecome Doormat
I get what the designer of this doormat wanted to achieve. Welcome. Whalecome. However I really can’t help but say it differently. If you know, you know.
A happy blue wale. A pun. Whalecome.
There’s an alternative available too with the addition of beaches. Whalecome Beaches. For added funniness.
For Fox Sake Not You Again Mat
Ever get that one person who comes round all the time. That never takes the hint. That always overstays. No matter how much you yawn and say “right bed time soon” or “I really must get on”
Plant the seed before they enter with this punny fox doormat. “Oh for Fox Sake, Not You Again”
Of course it’s available over one Etsy!
Broken Doorbell Doormat
You’re bound to get that one person who sees this outdoor mat and just has to do it. They are probably going to do it each time they visit thinking that it’s still funny. That person would probably be me I have to admit.
The doorbell broken mat is quite nicely designed for a doormat. It has a joined up black font that states “Doorbell Broken, Yell Ding Dong. Really Loud”
I can imagine the unfunny person at your door shouting Ding Dong really loud through your letterbox will get quite old quite soon.
Available on Beyondboxgifts.com or on Amazon here.
Deadpool Dirty Mat
One for the comic book and Marvel fans. In true Deadpool fashion this outdoor mat has the words Wipe your feet, I like feeling dirty on it. With an added picture of Deadpool himself. It’s black in colour with a red comic book font.
Check it out on Truffleshuffle.co.uk
Yoda Welcomes You Star Wars Door Mat
It wouldn’t be a list for Geekz if we didn’t feature something a little Geeky. For the Star Wars Fan’s it is. Yoda as a door mat. “Welcome you are”
Get your Star Wars Yoda Welcome Mat here.
Batcave Welcome Mat
Perhaps a welcome doormat for a Batchelor pad, or just for someone who truly believes he is Batman.
A DC comicbook fans mat for indoor or outdoor use. Displaying the bat symbol and “Welcome to the Batcave” welcome message.
Find it here on Forbiddenplanet.com or here on Amazon
Moustache Outside Door Mat
Arr the Moustache. In and out of fashion throughout time. Unfortunately for me I’ve always struggled with mine. I can’t grow it too long because I have a big upper lip which in turn makes my moustache point out at a 90 degree angle.
I could however own a perfectly shaped moustache doormat.
This novelty welcome mat is available for purchase on nowlaugh.com
Bring Beer Mat
We’ve had the prosecco mat for the ladies. Now one for the men (or the women who like beer, not sexist)
This welcome mat could be strategically placed outside your man cave. It’s a bog standard door mat featuring some swirly patterns and black font with the words “Welcome I hope you brought beer”
Lord Of The Rings Doormat
My favourite line out of all the films. That much so I have mastered the voice. Striking my mop against the floor while cleaning the kitchen. You shall not pass in the voice of Gandalf.
The Lord of the Rings doormat features the line from the movie “You Shall Not Pass” and a silhouette Gandalf the Grey.
See it on Etsy by the seller Nerdphrases.
Harry Potter Doormat
I’ve actually never been much of a Harry Potter fan if I’m honest although I am a massive geek. However I know many of you are. Harry Potter “Alohomora” which I presume is an unlock spell?
OK yes I had to visit Google it’s an unlocking charm apparently.
A Harry Potter Doormat. Not much more I can say really.
Official ACDC Welcome Mat
Rock legends ACDC officially licensed merchandise presents us with the ACDC welcome mat! For those rockers out there still rocking. Show your appreciation by decorating your doorway with this really cool mat. Perhaps one of my favorites of the list so far.
It’s different in style to other mats and is black and bright red in color.
Star Wars Darth Vader Welcome Mat
We’ve had Yoda for the good Star Wars fans out there but what about the ones who want to display their dark side at their door.
A really cool Darth Vader mat “Welcome to the dark side”
Stranger Things Door Mat
When Stranger things first landed I was a huge fan it had that retro feel and took me back to my childhood for some reason. It gave me a huge sense of Nostalgia. This is of course the first season. After that I don’t know what happened but I never could get back into it. It progressively got more disappointing in my opinion. Wait this isn’t IMDB. Oops.
Enter the upside down stranger things doormat.
Fo’ Shizzle Snoop Welcome Mat
S, N, Double O, P, D, O, Double G, Y, The D, O, Double G. Snoop Doggy Dogg. The legendary Rapper. For those of you who didn’t get it at the start.
This doormat quotes the Dogg Father of raps famous “Fo Shizzle” line. “Fo Shizzle, Welcome To Our Hizzle”
Get your very own here on Amazon.
Don’t Let The Cats Out Door Mat
For some of you out there I imagine talking to your cats and them talking back to you is completely normal. For the cat ladies. “Please don’t let the cats out, no matter what they tell you” Doormat.
Let your guests know just how bat sh** crazy you really are.
Neighbors Have Better Stuff Welcome Mat
Nobody wants their things to be stolen by thieves. This funny doormat sends them away from your door straight to your neigbors house. It strategically lets the robbers know that they have way better stuff than you. Who needs an alarm system!
A plethora of different styles of this outdoor mat here.
Go Away Door Mat
Bold. To the Point. Clear. Go Away Welcome Mat. Or should we say “unwelcome mat”
No Pants Door Mat
Don’t you just love them days, the lazy days where you are that relaxed you don’t even put on pants. Free willy all day long. The last thing you want is your Grandma just walking on in and seeing your wiener.
Give them fair warning with this novelty doormat. It reminds them of what could happen if they just walk in. “Hold on, we’re probably not wearing pants”
Different styles of this novelty welcome mat are available here.
Not A Crack House Doormat
For the entrepreneurial crack dealer and manufacturer. You’re going to need a way of keeping the Narcs from your door. Trick them with this statement doormat. Effectively it’s going to stop them from busting down your door as it lets them know first that it’s definitely not a crack house.
House Rules Doormat
Each house has different rules. It’s your home. You make the rules. You are the King or Queen of your castle.
This novelty doormat has 3 clear rules. (Many different versions available to suit)
BYOW (Bring your own Wine) Nobody likes a scrounge.
Owner is always right. Standard.
Put your phone down. Nothing worse than visitors coming over and sitting on their phone.
Get your very own personalised to your own rules.
Summary
So there you have it ladies and gentlegeekz. Some unusual, funny, statement welcome mats.
You can use these doormats for indoor or outdoor it doesn’t really matter. They serve a purpose and i’m sure they will make someone laugh. Once or twice.
Be sure to check out our other best of lists here.
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